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Thursday, July 31, 2008'♥

WAAA.... Pimple of the month!so ugly that God cried
~
Sexual Reproduction in Humans:
Penis VS Vagina





Don't u think girl is better & nicer than boy?

I pray and I wish and I wish and I pray. 12:44 AM



Tuesday, July 29, 2008'♥

I begin to love school. (^_^)
I so love maths lessons. Maths is the only one subject which keeps me busy doing it. =D I once love probability. However, i have forgotten & begin to dislike probability. No matter how many times i refer to textbook & tried to do, it still a failure. =(

During CME lesson, TWL fought with Eugenia. LOL!
kept beating each other. Till i fed up & tired, i took Tara's bag & threw at her! mwahahaha... Bravo, TWL! *clap clap* Still, we never stop fighting. Only when I stop beating her, she will stop. wat the...grrs...
End of the lesson, she suddenly so nice, carried my bag to class. dot dot dot.... so fun & go crazy with cliques. <3

Top (left to right): Charlene ; Mayvelle
Below (left to right): Eugenia ; Sofyya

God God God, pls pls pls.. dun let the counsellor come & talk to me. *kneel right before u, God* (i'm totally fine.)

6 more days to prelim exam.. fuck..
Can i have a bigger brain to install everything which i have studied?
Kiss (study) and lock! Never gonna let you go!

I pray and I wish and I wish and I pray. 11:13 PM



Sunday, July 27, 2008'♥

11.45pm-5.30am = sleeping
Weird mind. Weird hand. Weird body.
5.30-7.30am = did maths & phy (dun ask me why. bcoz i also dun know why.) *clap clap*
after which, back to slp. then hor, 1.45pm off to tution.
the stupid asshole bus driver.. BUStard 33!! he deaf? he blind? Before sadeaf bus stop, a lady pressed a bell. however, bus did not stop. *slap his face* then Qian Hao (from rsphi) who sat with me, pressed a bell JUST right after the bus stop. still driving? *kick his penis* I pressed again. still dun want to stop ah? He needs to go & die. no enegry to be angry, no energy to shout at him.. really tired.. Zzz... After 1 stop, QH & i walked to sadeaf lor. (-__-) wat to do? 5-10mins walk lor. Tution as usual. After which, went bugis for dinner @ Uncle's shop (actually got the name of the stall.. but i dun know lah. lol.. not i name it. it's my friends say it so.)then hor, walked walked... and then hor, ate...........
ICE CREAM!! @ swensens! (^_^) Banana-the-dun-know-what lah..
Jo & Rose were like so pei seh while TWL said "Opps".my hand accidently knocked a glass of water & it fall like a waterfall. WONDERFUL! Jo's legs were wet. A waiter saw, came over, cleaned it up. I did nth but to laugh. a waiter laughed too. Jo & Rose also laughed. Let laugh together lor..8plus, 3 of us "rushed" to mrt before pple come & push me. NDP is here. There will be hundreds or even thousands pple will definitely "steal" my mrt. mrt/bus slow pork if there is. I dun like pple to push me during the crowd mah. or else I push them back lor. =p9pm: I'M HOME, MUMMY!! early hor? Good girl, TWL. =D
Sunday morning, woke up 9.11am. CRAP! I hate ODD number.
went for breakfast with my aunt before i went for english tution. =)
Bird nest cooked by amk ah ma is always the BEST!! =D
Aunt asked me to read newspaper regarding abt biology. (-_____-") it said:
Nobel laureate Sir Paul Nurse, 59, was in S'pore earlier this week, talking about the five central ideas in biology. These have evolved from establishing a single cell as the basic unit of life to understanding the complex reaction that takes place in and across cells.
5 things you should know about biology:
1. The cell as the basic unit of life - All living things are made up of cells, the basic structure & function of life. Cells underpin health & disease & are the basic of all growth & development. They are still of keen interest to scientists today, esp in areas of steam-cell research.
2. The gene as the basic unit of heredity - It is responsible for how we look & behave. A gene is a unit of heredity & consists of the chemical deoxyribonucleic acid. DNA carries genetic information that can passed down to offspring.
3. Chemistry inside a cell explains life's phenomena - Chemical reactions underpins what is happening inside the cell. It is the basis of understanding many diseases, & many medicines work by blocking various reactions in the cell.
4. Evolution by natural selection - All life evolves & is related by descent and natural selection is the mechanism for this. Natural selection is the process where favourable traits are inherited and passed on to successive generations.
5. The body as an information processing unit - The idea that the body is organised into a complex system which processes information. This diea emphasises how informations i gathered,processed and stored by various components in the body to keep healthy. When these information processing units fails, medicines may have to step in to restore the balance.
TWL's good girl, reading this & share with u all. *clap clap*
Dun clap ah?? go & drink my pee lah.. =)
erm.... Can you all do something for me?
Hold the Ctrl button & Press 'A' on your keyboard OR use the mouse to highlight below.
Honestly hor........... i dun understand. LOL!
all these stupid difficult words....

I pray and I wish and I wish and I pray. 11:12 PM



Thursday, July 24, 2008'♥

TWL's horoscope
* Abstract thoughts
* Loves reality and abstract
* Intelligent and clever
* Changing personality
* Temperamental
* Quiet, shy and humble
* Low self esteem
* Honest and loyal
* Determined to reach goals
* Loves freedom
* Rebellious when restricted
* Loves aggressiveness
* Too sensitive and easily hurt
* Showing anger easily
* Dislike unnecessary things
* Loves making friends but rarely shows it
* Daring and stubborn
* Ambitious
* Realizing dreams and hopes
* Sharp
* Loves entertainment and leisure
* Romantic on the inside not outside

Bang fortune teller = the TWL
if u want to know abt yourself.

I pray and I wish and I wish and I pray. 3:57 PM



Tuesday, July 22, 2008'♥

Whoever's picking on u, believe it yourself. The bullies don't have to win.
We, the hearing impaired, stand strong. Be fearless!
those sec 4 normal tech students have nothing better to do but to bully my HI friends. They are really such a bitch.. the fucking shorties bitches..
Last time bullied person J & another person J. Yesterday bullied person H- pulled her hair.. wat the fuck! wonder who's next? Still not enough ah? Fuck u! btw, we're coming to see u.......
maybe or maybe not...

Another one- the irriating shortie bitch from sadeaf?! Person S,
I met u & tried to make clear with u. All u did was shaking your head "no no no". (-__-) Honestly, i dun know u. You goddamn.. You go and eat all the shit in the world for all I care. Dun come & disturb me anymore. I have better things to do.
~
I dun know & i am not God.
I have done my part & yet still fucking down there. -unknown-
I must not act rashly. Stay cool! Stay funky! Love u always!
alright alright... enough of my ranting..
I go & drink milo..

I pray and I wish and I wish and I pray. 10:56 PM



Saturday, July 19, 2008'♥

last night....
Finally ABANG is here at home!

love to touch his head
Relatives came to my hse. =) mama cooked crab & lala..


Saturday is good. (^_^)
on the way to tution....


after which, went to marina square.
Dinner of the day: WARAKU!!! woohoo...
Our face were like looking at the menu for "few hours". Could not decide wat we want to eat. There were so many choices!
The thin pizza is better than Pizza Hut's pizza.. Yummy!!
we were busy eating like dinosaurs.. felt high high high (better than sex, u know.)
Enjoyed too much, too hard tat we did not know we not enough money. They dun even accept posb card. luckily posb card & machine are our saviour. or else hor, we have to wash plates, u know. Jo somehow rushed to withdraw money while i was sitting, drinking, waiting for her. lolx..
then hor, walked ard for awhile.. then hor, had ice cream @ Anderson (correct spelling?). =D Chocolate fodgue: no more for u. =p
[ do u realise that these photo- i did not look at the hp? just to love jo & copy her. lol.. ]
Spending time with Jo was too great. full of hee... haa... hoo... OFFICIALLY we dun fight. =) I'm bankrupt lah!! Half of it is gone. alright alright.. gonna start saving till N level is over. after which, enjoy hard, play hard, spend as much as i can.. OR should i work at wild wild wet or escape theme park?? or work at casino??? or set up gamble den?? experience working mah.. OR learn to drive car/ride bike. there's long way to decide. shall decide when invigilator says "Pen Down" on the last day of n level paper. hee..
Right now... WORK HARD AND ACHEIVE GOOD GRADES! Let me prove u...
(nono.. i dun know. dun know can make it or not. I really dun know....)

I pray and I wish and I wish and I pray. 11:30 PM



Wednesday, July 16, 2008'♥

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Ignore the spongebob's eyes. He's having sore eyes.













Bye for now!


I pray and I wish and I wish and I pray. 11:07 PM



Monday, July 14, 2008'♥

Who should i listen? a tutor OR a teacher?
Tutor said this while Teacher said that = different story.. TWL dot dot dot... it's so confusing.. how am i going to write for exam? just write 'I love u, marker.' ????? will he/she will feel touched & give me more marks??
U TELL ME..... ----> Formal letter: it said, "You are advised to write between 180 and 250 words for this section."
Teacher said "the words must NOT be more than 250words or else it will deduct marks."
Tutor said "the more u write over 250words, the more marks. Must be specific."
I told a tutor that teacher said "the words must NOT be more than 250words." but he said maybe your teacher dun want to mark so long.. but N & O level, they will give more marks if u write more, give more ideas & be specific."
of course i know must be specific lah.. but the words HOW? write long long or short short? bodoh.
Wat the f..... i mean wat the headache lah... ALAMAK! Who should i listen? a tutor OR a teacher?
you tell me....
~
Last night, Ivy came to my hse.. rent room for her as i got a spare one. my abang in ns mah. she dun have to travel from west all the way to sch (east) everyday. overnight every mon to thurs only.. tat will be until n level is over.
SIGH!! With ivy here, my life change. i mean "my life change." lol..
Today early in the morning going sch, i have to wake up like 15mins earlier. kns.. thanks to her lah. shake me. whack me. TWL headache lah.. This morning, reached sch at 6.55am. (-__-) i usually reach sch ON time, 7.25am. lol.
Not only tat, study & did hw with her. lol.. we good girls, right?
Ivy got 0/2. TWL got 1/2. TWL pass. *clap clap* =p
~
Few classmates of mine suddenly wanted to learn some sign languages from me. lol..
the hilarious part was during bio lesson, Lana signed "fuck you" to Sim. luckily she never see.. lol. but then hor, we laughed. Sim looked at us & began to "nag".. just a short while & continued the lesson. (tat what i like it. nag shorter.) Yet, we continued talking & signing. Again, we laughed.. Sim shook head & could not be bothered. "The interesting lesson."
~
Today i good girl went for eng tutorial. *clap clap*
know wat? few mins, teacher & students gossiped abt kee, the poa teacher. she's lousy. everytime give us work to do & then leave the class. Never even teach us. Lazy bum lah she..
Also, students complained to teacher that bus 17 always come so long. tat why quite a number of students were late for sch.
~

btw, do u know tat TWL is a very nice person... in BUS,
Last sat, she gave up a seat to an old lady.
Ytd, she also gave up a seat to a woman carrying a baby.
u guys dun believe ah? u all say ahem ahem ah? then drink my pee lah..
nvm lah.. as long as i did a good deed. *clap clap*
Good girl
Good boy
Good night

I pray and I wish and I wish and I pray. 11:16 PM



Saturday, July 12, 2008'♥

I hate friday with a passion! I mean the timetables. Long day studying!
However, i love fridays! cause the next day, it's my favourite day = the saturday lah..
Sch as usual. My mentor is Sim. -_- this morning, sim talked to me one-to-one, regarding abt my studies, family, tution, hearing impaired.. asked me to work hard & dun be late for sch anymore. She really talked alot leh. (-__-) Most of the time, i nodded nodded nodded.. I refuse to talk. the more i talk, the more she talks. I better shut up & everything will be fine. Time will be shorter too.
Wendy, get well soon! =) Also, dun do it again. (btw, your "drawing" is nice.) Love u.
After sch, some H-I SACians & me went outside sch & had lunch. =)
I HATE IVY LU FOR LIFE! IVY LU, LET GET DIVORCED LAH!
Reason: Jo pointed the cat. duck. luckily it far away from us. then hor.. ivy let out of scream & pointed to the ground. duck. I jumped "for joy" -pui- & held ivy's arm. duck.

i tell u ah.. if any ash-hole cat touch me, i curse that ducking cat to go & die. CAR BANG!! feel sooo.... ducking horrible... i will never forget, i tell u. *boiling with rage* QUICKLY, take cab home! AND SHOWER lah! soap for 100times!! or even thousands! Waste water? so wat? not me wor.. thanks to tat ducking cat. OR even i will not go sch/outings/tution.. have to shower till i am satifised with my skin. I really can't stand it! ducking HORRIBLE!! ducking TERRIBLE!!
so.. u better duck off, i tell u cat. Leave me alone! I really beg u. ducking PLS!! I never do anything with u. So dun come to me. Ignore me, will u?
I WISH CATs CAN READ THIS BLOG! or is there any1 out there who can communitcate with the cat? Ask them not to touch TWL. I want the cat world to know. cat eyes are ducking scary..
those who wearing colour contact lens, i'm sorry..i dun wanna talk to u cause u look like a cat. Talk to me? SMS me or get a pen & paper & write lor.. I fear...
These photos below are created by Jolene.

Frog leg porridge for dinner with my mummy @ tamp blk 802. =) hee... plus carrot cake. Mama said i eat so slow. Well...doesn't forg leg look delicious? I could put the whole thing in my mouth, chew for 10 mins, and swallow it... tat's will be too YUMMY!
then hor, rushed home to catch a 9pm show on channel 8.
11.55pm... 5 more mins, it's already saturday. Dennis damn hungry like a hungry ghost. so acc him to simpang bedok & makan. after which, rode to
http://www.oldhongkong.com.sg/ for dessert.

we talked. we laughed.
The embarrassing part is..... shall not say it here.. lol.. Dennis so moron.. he got mouth/hands to talk/sign.. and yet dun know how to tell me. BODOH! *pei seh*
3.45am to 10.15am, TWL was sleeping away, snoring away, dreaming away.. ~7hrs of slp- not enough!
Elink card is very important to us! It can bring us from place to place.
Before going to bugis meeting some of HI SACians, i forgot to bring my elink card. -_- it's hell man. have to walk back home & collect it. tat was why i was late. but jolene they all dun pity pity me. -_- Ivy also late. LOL. We were given a lame punishment. -_-
anyway, had creamy chicken pasta & passionfruit soda for myself @ pastamania. =D
Celebrated Ivy's belated b'day PLUS Jiayi & Rachel 's NON-belated b'day. (^_^)
then hor, went MOF for dessert.
I recommended this to u all! Eat this before u regret. This will make u feel high high high... er.. forgot the name.. lol.. sort of green tea cum red beans cum vanilla ice cream.

TWL is doing work. What a good girl ..
after tution, did the filiming & slack ard at SADeaf for awhile. (waiting for slow pork = rose+dennis+jinhe.)

then hor, FROG LEG PORRIDGE again! but i'm not eating. full leh.. dun feel like eating. lol.

SAW A DOG!! A WHITE DOG! shit man.. it was rolling on the ground. dun know wat it doing.. then hor, it walked toward me. wat the duck! i screamed & ran! Jolene shouted at me not to run! GOSH.. I shut up, quickly walked away & hid behind the car. Fortunately, dog went near jolene & wen long. kns! scary man. cb.. grrs..

had durian for myself only. =D

WL hates the smell. TWL dun care weta he has difficutly in breathing. TWL enjoyed eating. Jo ate small portion, abit only. bcoz of the braces. lol. Poor she. First time in our friendship, rose made me cry. i didn't mean to cry... but... it's.... i.... very scared.... haiz... she lah.. the cat always in,out,in,out. i put my legs up & laid on dun-know-wat-supporter.. i kept praying so hard &hoping cat will not come to me. Rose then fooled me by using her leg to touch me. i screamed for nth. i scared for nth. i cried for nth. cb. i nearly got heart attack. legs numb. then hor, i left the table & waited at the roadside for them to finish eating. Although the cat never touch me or come near me. still.. I WILL NEVER GO THERE AGAIN!
Rose, i'm really ok. =)
U guys there, u can fool me with other things BUT dun fool me abt the cat.. or else, i am starting to dislike u abit by abit. No kidding, i tell u.
Anyway.. then hor.. went to eat beancurd. =DIt's useless to talk to a drunk man. I was walking home while sms-ing, did not see a drunk man further down. Passed by, he almost fall on me. He held my shoulder. he think i'm the pillar ah? I then said "OEI". He fell onto the ground. TWL dot dot dot.. kicked him gently.. asked him to go home but no response. WHAT SHOULD I DO? I cannot leave him like tat. bcoz i'm not a bad girl.
TWL: Where is your home? *repeated*
Man: there there there... (-__-) he never point.
TWL: what there there there? WHERE?
He never respond. pulled his shirt + pulled his arm = no use.
he damn heavy lah.. dun want to get up.. he's stubborn lah. he smelt of beer. Wat to do? fed up.. dumped him.. walked away. I didn't mean to be mean hor.. bcoz i dun know wat to do with him.
While walking to the lift, saw him trying to get up.. Bye bye then!

Peace out!


I pray and I wish and I wish and I pray. 11:56 PM







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