Thursday, June 21, 2007'♥
the Three Little Pigs!
the Wolf!
The story of "The Three Little Pigs"
Once upon a time there was a mother pig who had three little pigs.
The three little pigs grew so big that their mother said to them,
"You are too big to live here any longer. You must go and build houses for yourselves. But take care that the wolf does not catch you."
The three little pigs set off.
"We will take care that the wolf does not catch us," they said.
Soon they met a man who was carrying some straw.
"Please will you give me some straw?" asked the first little pig. "I want to build a house for myself."
"Yes," said the man and he gave the first little pig some straw.
Then the first little pig built himself a house of straw. He was very pleased with his house.
He said, "Now the wolf won't catch me and eat me."
"I shall build a stronger house than yours," said the second little pig.
"I shall build a stronger house than yours, too," said the third little pig.
The second little pig and the third little pig went on along the road. Soon they met a man who was carrying some sticks.
Then the second little pig built himself a house of sticks. It was stronger than the house of straw.
The second little pig was very pleased with his house. He said, "Now the wolf won't catch me and eat me."
"I shall build a stronger house than yours," said the third little pig.
The third little pig walked on, along the road, by himself. Soon he met a man carrying some bricks.
"Please will you give me some bricks?" asked the third little pig. "I want to build a house for myself."
"Yes," said the man and he gave the third little pig some bricks.
Then the third little pig built himself a house of bricks.
It took him a long time to build it, for it was a very strong house.
The third little pig was very pleased with his house. He said, "Now the wolf won't catch me and eat me."
The next day the wolf came along the road. He came to the house of straw which the first little pig had built.
When the first little pig saw the wolf coming, he ran inside his house and shut the door. The wolf knocked on the door and said,
"Little pig, little pig, let me come in."
"No, no," said the little pig. "By the hair of my chinny chin chin, I will not let you come in."
"Then I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house in," said the wolf.
So he huffed and he puffed and he huffed and he puffed. The house of straw fell down and the wolf ate up the first little pig.
The next day the wolf walked further along the road. He came to the house of sticks which the second little pig had built.
When the second little pig saw the wolf coming, he ran inside his house and shut the door.
The wolf knocked on the door and said, "Little pig, little pig, let me come in."
"No, no," said the little pig. "By the hair of my chinny chin chin, I will not let you come in."
"Then I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house in," said the wolf.
So he huffed and he puffed and he huffed and he puffed. The house of sticks fell down and the wolf ate up the second little pig.
The next day the wolf walked further along the road. He came to the house of bricks which the third little pig had built.
When the third little pig saw the wolf coming, he ran inside his house and shut the door. The wolf knocked on the door and said,
"Little pig, little pig, let me come in."
"No, no," said the little pig. "By the hair of my chinny chin chin, I will not let you come in."
"Then I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house in," said the wolf.
So he huffed and he puffed and he huffed and he puffed. But the house of bricks did not fall down. The wolf was very angry, but he pretended not to be. He thought, "This is a clever little pig. If I want to catch him I must pretend to be his friend."
So the wolf said,
"Little pig, if you will be ready at six o'clock in the morning, I will take you to Farmer Smith's field. We shall find some nice turnips for dinner."
"Very well," said the little pig. But the third little pig was a clever little pig. He knew that the wolf just wanted to eat him.
So the next morning the third little pig set off for Farmer Smith's field at five o'clock. He filled his basket with turnips. Then he hurried home before it was six o'clock.
At six o'clock the wolf knocked on the little pig's door.
"Are you ready, little pig ?" he said.
"Oh! I have been to Farmer Smith's field," said the little pig. "I filled my basket with turnips and they are now cooking for my dinner."
The wolf was very angry, but he pretended not to be.
Then the wolf said, "If you will be ready at five o'clock in the morning, I will take you to Farmer Brown's apple tree. We will pick some red apples."
"Very well," said the little pig.
Next morning, the little pig set off at four o'clock. He found the apple tree. He was up in the tree, picking apples, when the wolf came along.
The little pig was very frightened, but he pretended not to be. He said, "These are fine apples, Mr. Wolf. I'll throw you one."
He threw down an apple, but it rolled away down the road. The wolf ran after it.
Then the little pig jumped down from the tree. He ran all the way home and shut his door quickly.
The wolf was very angry, but he still pretended not to be.
He went to the little pig's house and knocked on the door. "Little pig," he said, "if you will be ready at four o'clock this afternoon, I will take you to the fair. We will have some fun on the swings and roundabouts."
"Very well," said the little pig.
At two o'clock the little pig set off for the fair. He had great fun, riding on the swings and roundabouts. Then he bought himself a butter churn. It looked like a big barrel.
As little pig was going home he saw the wolf coming up the hill. Little pig was very frightened, so he jumped inside his butter churn. 
The butter churn began to roll over and over, down the hill. It rolled faster and faster. It knocked the wolf down.
The wolf did not know what had knocked him down. He was so frightened that he ran away as quickly as he could.
Little pig jumped out of his butter churn and carried it home.
The next day the wolf came and knocked on the little pig's door.
He said, "Little pig, I did not go to the fair yesterday. A great, big thing came rolling down the hill and knocked me over."
"Ha-ha!" said the little pig. "That was me, inside my butter churn!"
When the wolf heard this he was very, very, very angry indeed.
He said, "Little pig, I am going to eat you up. I am going to climb down your chimney to get you."
The little pig was very frightened, but he said nothing. He put a big pot of water on the fire, to boil.
The wolf climbed on the roof. Then he began to come down the chimney.
The little pig took off the lid from the pot. Into the pot fell the wolf, with a big splash. And that was the end of the wolf.
The third little pig was too clever for him.
1st piggy- Chew Mei Ying ---> dumb!
2nd piggy- Ong Hui Juan--> stupid!
3rd piggy- Hu Hui Fang--> smart but crazy!
Wolf- Tan Pei Ling--> big bully, bad!
I pray and I wish and I wish and I pray. 11:44 PM
Wednesday, June 20, 2007'♥
COR CAMP 2007 is totally ROCK!! I love it and i love them! -woohoo- This is my first time & i have enjoyed myself. This will be my best memorise.
went to Taman Negra & Kuala Lumpur for 5days, 4nights (from 15june-19june)
[not enough, u know.. 1week will be the best.. hoho..]
Group D ROCKz!! [unlike Groups C, B, A.. hoho.. *bleah*]
1st day:
was excited to go TM & KL.. met at HF mrt at 4.15pm.. waited long long to go Keppal Station. (-_-) guess wat? I'm the only 1 person who pull the trolley.. They all carry huge bags, not even ONE! -pei seh pei seh- I dun want to carry soo heavy mah.. pull pull, easier mah.. Wei Sheng (WS) said i go for holiday ah?!?.. (-_-) -whack him-
in train, was chatting & playing away.. slept abt 1am.. lolx.. got abt 1hr to sleep..
(shit.. i should sleep earlier... damn tired..)
When we reached motel, time to sleep asap..
2nd day:
abt 2 hrs later, time to wake up.. soo hot!! realised that air-con broke down. ("-_-") at abt 6.45am, time to board the bus & off we went to the cave. slept in the bus.. Zzz... When we reached the cave there, i have to eat breakfast even though i dun eat often. It will give me energy for activites. Then, Groups C & D went cavings first while Groups A & B went rock climbing & abselling. During cavings, all i want is my Mummy, Daddy, Kor Kor, Mei Mei. It's too quiet & huge.. i felt that i'm the ant. Full of tall trees. Who knows there got tiger, leopard, polar bears?!? wah seh.. Anyway. overall, i find it's cooling. We went Windy Cave & Marriage Cave.
(when i marry, ROM at Marriage Cave.. can i? it will be romantic. hoho...)
After a long long time, time for lunch & took a break..
Next, Group D went for Rock Climbing.. ~holy shit~ really really really dun want to climb.. but i was forced to.. grrrs... Rock Climbing is soo hard.. soo high.. When it's my turn, OH NO!! -leg jelly, heart pounding- No one STOP me! waa... Alvin & Cheryl pushed my butt up.. my arms no strength liao.. can't pull myself up.. Why other pple can pull up while i can't?? One quarter, i wanted to give up liao.. so i tapped on the rock which means I have finished.. But they said NoNo.. -i want to whack them, u know- WS said Half! wah seh.. unbelievable.. Rose better than me leh..She climbed half while i climbed only quarter.. but.. but.. i better than Jolene.. hoho.. Jo never try! Better than Nothing hor.. at least try mah! Jo, boo! I was still at one quarter.. can't find the support.. soo hard.. how to climb like tat?!? Suddenly fell.. then they let me go down.. (alamak.. i should fall earlier.. rather than stucking there for soo long..) Some of them managed to finish the top.. -pro-
[this was my first time. last time in sch camp, got rock climbing.. different types.. I did not do bcoz i bluff that i have done it.. lolx..]
Then, went to abselling.. higher than rock climbing.. wah seh.. I'm the last person to do it so.. slowly slowly.. my right hand with glove to support.. my left hand without glove was burning. -hot!- When i reach downstair, seem that i just showered. -sweat-
Then hor, time to bath. woohoo.. Omg! it's smelly, quiet dirty & the water was soo cold.. wanted to scream but did not.. i have to control.. bathed as fast i could.. after bathing, i felt so shiok liao..
suppose to have Campfire night but was raining outside.. so, we makan dinner in the cave. then had free time.. kyin, rose, jo & i were tired liao.. so we took a nap so early. Joey joined my tent for awhile. As for Danny, he seem not tired.. dun know where he went.. Zzzz peacefully.. abt 1hr later, Joey got to go back her tent since Hui Fang & Hui Juan came back.. Then Rose & i cannot sleep liao.. so 4 of us played cards. hoho... played till sleepy... cold night & yet could slp well.
3rd day:
Bye Cave! Tekam Resort welcome us! Next activity is Flying Fox with Group C. hoho... Idiot Karyin's face! saw her face expression, made me laughed like hell man.. mwahahaha... DOOM down then swim over. I admitted that it was quiet scary but fun! After that, we had lunch at resort resturant. Finally eat on the table & sit on the chair. COOL! We then chatting by sign languages with Hui Juan (HJ) & Hui Fang (HF), CMY. Mostly talked to HJ. I would like to say abt her--> Her sign language is VERY POOR! haha.. BUT... can see that she put alot of effort. soo hardworking.. think HF too. HJ & i had a sign language game--> see who sign our name faster. I first, of course. hoho.. then gave her a punishment.
2 choices--> kiss Desmond's hand OR kiss HF's feet
HJ chose kissing HF's feet.. in the end, NEVER! She's smart... by saying --> "U never say abt the forfeit before the game start". (grrrs... i soo stupid man.) shoo shoo.. let her off ba.. can't do anything abt it. grrs..
Next activity is RAFTING. woohoo... i bet it's fun. Had to find 5 cards before getting the equipment. My team was the first one to find all the 5 cards. My team was the first one to build raft. I dun know how to tie. lolx... Rose, Jo & i were like "slacking" & waiting for them to finish building. hoho.. All i did was hold the string & passed to them. lolx..
but.. but Rose & i got tried to tie the poles together 2 times. Both of them were loose. (-_-") To prevent loosing & re-do, we watched them doing only. lolx..
My team was the first one to row the raft.. hoho..By rowing the raft, the corner of pple took turn to row. As for me, i dun have to.. soo relax.. -whoa- bcoz i sat in the middle mah. -wink-
during rafting, either Jo & Rose is idiot.. dun know who move the pole. Once they move their legs, the pole will move. Once the pole move, FOR WHO I AM, TAN WEI LING, being stucked in the water. can't get up.. scared to get up.. who know it might overturn?!? So, to prevent overturn, i stayed where i am. My team's stupid man.. dun know how to help.. All they did was laughing esp Jo--> laughed so loud. (-_-") Told them to row row faster lah.. scared that leeches might bite my butt anytime.. Idiot WS went to take camera & took photo of us. WAA... took so long to take photo. Watever it is, i held onto HF & HJ s' life jackets tightly.
then hor, went back to our room to rest.. Free time. Time for me to POO POO.. When i poo poo, i felt soo shiok man.. "smell nice" mwahahaha... My room-mates said Smelly! haha... Rose controlled the smell while washing her things & HJ kept closing & opening the door to get rid of the smell. mwahahaha...
Then hor, we played 'Monkey'. Most of the time, i was the monkey. Stupid HF lah.. told people not to catch the ball when WL throws. -whack her-
then hor, Dinner time! then hor, we played game "Who-Huh-What". I'm pro man. (^_^) After that, we had competition to see who dress the best. Group D voted Muhsin as a girl while HJ as a boy. hoho... I love Muhsin's breasts & his hairy beautiful legs.. haa... HJ is punk! COOL! Muhsin aka Shan won as a girl! As a boy winner, dun know wat her name lah.
suprising that Danny acted a gal. lolx.. cute & sexy man. Wanted to give him a name called 'Ms Cha Cha Cha' since he kept saying dun know wat name to give. anyway, it's too late. Stupid Danny aka Weiling! He used my name. -pei seh- Idiot Jolene gave him a name. (-_-)
next game is dun know wat haunt.. something like Treasure Haunt. hard to find in the darkness man.. In the end, i dun know who win.
Time to pom pom.. i took my sweet time to shower since we got so much time. hoho.. HF n HJ said i showered too long.. *bleah*
Before sleeping, my room-mates (HF,HJ, Rose & i) ate tibits & had our chit-chat. hoho... =p -shiok-
then hor, Gdnite! ZZzzz....
Day 4:
Off we went to Kuala Tahan.. Trekking! -oh man- Canopy Walk! -oh man- at Bukit Teresek.. lots of steep steps.. i got to walk slowly & careful.. -scary man- lots of sweat.. (u all can drink my water ("sweat") from me)..
Thanks to HF's hand.. If not for her, i will fall down & who know she might fall too if i pull her.. lolx..
The guide led us & talked talked abt the plants & trees.. Amazing! He blah blah blah... went in my ear & out the other ear..
My neck pained liao.. kept looking down to see the ground.. full of rocks, branches.. did not look up while walking..
then hor, still got long way to go up.. but few of them took a rest.. SO DO I!! hoho... tired liao.. no more energy liao.. it was getting higher & higher.. they took so long to come back.. abt 30-45mins.. i waited & waited.. While waiting, a guy (unknown name) showed us magic.. can't believe my eyes man..
like 3 coins on the left hand then squeeze squeeze the coins.. then right hand got 2 coins.. cool leh.. cool magician.. asked him to teach me but he said i will take long long time to do it. (-_-)
Finally they were back.. saw my dear friends patting heavily.. hoho... luckily i never go with them lor.. Many pple called me "lousy". -_-
For Canopy Walk, the bridges kept shaking shaking.. I have to hold tight man.. soo high.. waa...
Rapid Shooting is really fun & relaxing! the water was damn cold man when other boat splashed at us. -shivering- The view is nice & cooling!
After that, we got to go back to resort. -shivering- Desmond gave us 30mins to shower. (-_-) too little time, too many pple.. (1 room= 1 toilet= 4 pple) where got like that one?!? I'm the 1st person to bath unless i bath quickly. I bathed like MAD! i think i bathed within abt 8mins AND YET HF & HJ said too long. -__- Rose said so-so.. wat the hell.. -whack them- then Rose bathed.. not enough time, so HJ & HF changed to dry clothes instead. lolx.. -poor them-
(anyway, why must i pity pity them since they bully me?!? hoho...)
Then hor, we makan dinner outside ASAP.. bcoz of the flies lah.. soo irriating man.. we supposed to sit inside.. but 2 pple booked liao. -whack them- nvm ba, we did not reserve.. let them sit lor.. tables & chairs are for everybody, not ours lor..
After dinner, we played game again "Who-Huh-What".. then hor, dun know who suggested the game so called "Hands" {likely the same as Who-Huh-What}. this game is quite hard.. confusing man.. but FUN! In the end, i lost with Joey.. we had to do forfeit. grrrs... the Pole & the Dancer! -idiot-
When many pple came, time up liao.. Time to have "meeting".. talked abt the COR Camp such as thanks, feedback, blah blah blah..
I wanted to give feedback but i shy shy leh.. i would say,"I'm not "happy" with some of the voluteers bcoz voluteers bully participant." =p hoho...
After that, ICE-CREAM time! hoho... While walking along the street, i played with my bottle.. throw up high & catch.. lolx.. suddenly, i threw very high.. NEALRY hit Ronald's (danny's partner) head leh.. heng ah.. phew! but that Qian Hao & Wei Sheng kenna "scolded" at me.. (-_-")
woohoo... Priscilla treated some of us ice-creams.. hoho... for unknown reason.. lolx.. Thanks Priscilla! (^_^) too sad.. can't buy tibit for ourselves, my Chalet 43.. Petrol shop closed liao.. why closed soo early? Shop owner, u're really pig leh.. Lazy Bum Bum lah u.
At abt 11plus, we played 'Hands' game again.. IDIOT! I lost again! -damn confusing- I was given 3 choices--> kiss Desmond OR kiss Danny's ass OR kiss toilet bowl..
idiot forfeit, right? grrs.. At first, chose toilet bowl bcoz the cover is closed. then hor HJ opened it.. then i refused liao.. decided to kiss Danny's ass.. grrrs... I got no choice.. Waaa... PUI PUI... People there damn strong.. they locked my hands, pushed my face to his ass.. -idiot-
then next played again..
AGAIN, I LOST!! GRRSS... Why everytime i lose? it's soo confusing.. I lost with the idiot gay.. grrs.. He is Jin He. waa... stupid stupid stupid.. danced Cha Cha Cha with him.. OH MAN!! grrs... stupid stupid stupid..
Then played again.. played half-way.. full of guys came.. wah seh.. All came to taupok.. Guys taupok guys!
(oh.. my poor bed... they taupok on my bed.. boohoohoo...)
IDIOT! dun know who suddenly said TAUPOK me! I tried to run away but idiot WS blocked me & few guys pulled me to bed.. grrs... Girls taupok girls.. then we began to taupok taupok.. lolx... crazy man.. Guys went to every room to taupok. so, Girls followed.. 1st person to taupok is CMY.. hoho... Joey's idea. lolx.. entered her room.. saw her brushing teeth.. haha.. HJ took her toothbrush away.. & TAUPOK her! haha..
(oww.. wow... CMY's mouth smelled nice)
After that, went back to Chalet 43 to rest..
haiz... i being taupok SEVEN times.. even my partner, my good friends taupok me.. ahiyo.. soo sad..
then SLEEP!
Day 5:
I woke up suddenly when i heard the word "taupok u" from HJ. wah.. grrs.. soo tired.. went to KL to visit Community Service Centre for the Deaf (CSCD). The kids were so cute esp 1 little boy, signing song & dancing. then makan, then played games, then off we go back to SINGAPORE, my home-land! I miss my Winnie the Pooh! I miss my Pillow! I miss my Chocolates! of course, i miss my TAN family.. hoho..
such a long journey man...
gonna miss my partner, HF & gonna miss some pple from COR Camp. (^_^)
I pray and I wish and I wish and I pray. 10:59 PM