Monday, December 04, 2006'♥
Today, this topic is going to be 'English vs Singlish'.
Who's gonna win?
1. When asking permission from teacher to go to the toilet
Eng: Teacher, may I go to the toilet please?
Sing: Cher, can go toilet for a while can or not?
2. When asking anybody questions you dont know
Eng: Excuse me, do you mind if you can help me with this question?
Sing: Eh, can help me this question? Damm hard sia.
3. When you disagree on something
Eng: Well, actually, its not a good idea. I might tell you about my plan?
Sing: Aiyo, dun want la. You talk cock la you.
4. Telling your friends to lower their voulme
Eng: Do you mind if you may lower down ur voice? thanks
Sing: Oi, shut up la or Diam la
5. When talking to a person you don know on the phone
Eng: I'm sorry but may I know who you are?
Sing: Huh? Oi, who you?
6. When you are busy and someone ask you to do other things
Eng: Oh, I'm sorry but I am busy at the moment. Sorry
Sing: Siao! I busy la. You blind ah?
7. When you and your friend are talking when suddenly someone interupt
Eng: Excuse me. Can't you see that I'm talking to him? Excuse us for a while.
Sing: Chee bye. You dun extra la. Siam!
8. When someone offered to pay for you
Eng: Oh, that was nice of you but I dont think you should do that.
Sing:cHaiya, no need la. I got money you know.
Well, who wins? I dont know. lolx...
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